Here they are, the long awaited cornrows

Yeah, I know, they're tighter than a pair of Prince's pants!!  That's good, by the way.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot

ACC CHAMPS!!! YEAH, BABY!!

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Question of the Day:

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why haven't they retired yet?s know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?

Wow, it's been  a long time. Haven't had anything up here since George Sr. was president. Can't really sum up the past month cause nothing interesting has happened. Just the usual shenanigans of the typical college life. I won't call any names, but people have been mean to me *COUGH*kim*COUGH* and others having crazy applications to decide if I can hang out with them *SNEEZE*kristen*SNEEZE*. Let's see...I gave blood today, well tried to give blood. This was interesting....

So I wake up, go to Squires to donate. After a while, I'm called and I sit in the chair and getting ready to have the dreaded needle of death jammed into my bulging vein and a pint of blood taken out and I'm in and out in 20 mins. Yeah, right. Let's talk about what REALLY happened. I sit in the chair and get ready to have the dreaded needle of death jammed into my vein. Only thing is, my vein is hiding. So the nurse proceeds to move the needle around in my arm to find the vein. After a couple of minutes of writhing agony, she decides to try the other arm. Giving blood before, I figured it would be smooth sailing. HA!! And Anna Nicole Smith is a Noble Prize winner. The vein in my other arm wants to hide too. So once again we have the needle moving around in my arm looking for the vein. She finds it, and my arm feels like it's gonna fall off. After 15 minutes of watching my blood run through a tube, she holds up the bag and it wasn't even close to being half full. And then the nurse makes a statement that will gown down in history and will be known as "The Exagerration"

"I think the problem is that your arms are so muscular that when you squeeze for the blood to come out, your muscles kind of close up the vein." 

I guess all that working out has paid off. Now if only I could get that kind of attention from girls about 20 years younger.

The semester's almost over, my first exam is tomorrow and it's statistics. So I'll make a few formula sheets and use them during the exam. And a few other exams, but I really don't care cause I'm ready for this semester to end.

Looking forward to next semester, I'm gonna have the room to myself! My roommate is going to be an RA, so he'll be moving out. YAAAAY!!

Question of the day:

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?

Wow, what a weekend....Time for a flashback....

Thursday: Nice day, nothing too exciting, our flag football game got cancelled cause of bad field conditions, that's it. Oh yeah, and Tech had a comeback victory against Georgia Tech. That was awesome. I watched the game with a bunch of people at some friends' apartment. Lots of fun. That's pretty much all I did on Thursday.

Friday: Skipped class, and didn't do much of anything all day. Went to 180 Friday night and after that, went to Rutherford to play Halo. It was fun, but I played with guys who are so good in the game, they made playing with them boring. After playing for a few hours, I was tired so I came back here to sleep for a looooong time, but the people on my hall had other plans. I have to live on the worst hall in all of Va Tech. Everybody on the hall was drunk, and making a ton of noise at 2 am!! They were so loud I had to go sleep in another dorm. What really made me mad was as I was leaving one of the guys asked "Are we making too much noise?" I'm like "No, I just wanna go for a walk at 2:15 am!!" Sense the sarcasm. So I slept over in Thayer's room for the night.

Saturday: Today was a slack day. I just did nothing but just chill and talked with Amanda pretty much all day until it was time to go to the IV Halloween party at Bill's house. That was a blast. I thought about going to the party as a bum. Just wearing a robe and slippers, but my friends Blair and Rachel told me to go as Richard Simmons. And so I did. I had the short shorts, and bad fasion sense and everything. It was fun, but pretty uncomfortable. It was the first time anybody has seen my knees since this summer when I was swimming, and it was the first time anybody has EVER seen any part of my legs above my knees. It was a once in a lifetime thing so for those of you who missed it, I'm sorry.

Sunday: The slackiest day of all. It's been football all day long. Watched the Eagles beat the Ravens. YAAAY!! Then watched the Steelers just pummel the Patriots and end the winning streak of 21 games. It was awesome, and what a weekend it's been. Except for friday night with the guys on my hall, this has been a fun weekend.

Now back to schoolwork....BOOOO!!!

Question of the day:

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

It's a pretty "blah" day. Nothing too exciting. I have an online test to take, and I'm taking my pure sweet time getting started on it. And I'm still mad about missing out on going to the Ga Tech game because of this test. This new life I've taken of doing more schoolwork is really starting to get to me. I liked being a slacker better. But let's focus on the positives! For the next three days I'm gonna have the room to myself!! It's gonna be a par-tay goin on over hee-ya!! Na, not really. Who am I kidding? I wouldn't want people coming over to my dorm, my hallmates are driving me nutz. The other night they were in the hall running into each other cause they're stupid. They even ran into our door and flung it open. So my roommate got up and slammed the door right in front of one of em. That was hilarious. Man, I miss living in the WELL.

I need to do some catching up with some of my friends from PA. There are a few I haven't talked to in eleventy billion years. So I think that's how I'm gonna spend my weekend, outside of a halloween party, which I'm gonna go to as a bum. I got offered by Pino to wear her 80's prom dress and I could be a drag queen, but then she retracted the offer saying I wouldn't fit in the dress. What a friend, huh? Not only does she take the dress back, she called me fat!! I'm gonna have to go on the atkins diet or something.

I watch saved by the bell today for the first time in forever. It was pretty funny cause it was so unreal. First, there was an earthquake happening and people were in the school just standing around while lockers and trophies and stuff were falling over. Then we had the world's fastest baby delivery in an elevator. The pricipal's wife was in labor in an elevator and the power went out during the earthquake. Checking my watch, the earthquake happened at approx. 12:42 pm est. The lady went through labor, had the baby, and was holding it at approx. 12:46 pm est. I dunno about you people, but my mom was in labor for a bit longer than 4 mins. for me, my brother and sister. And then we have some show where men are dressing up as women and going out in public. Now I know I said I was gonna wear a dress this halloween, but I think that's a little different. These guys even shave their legs!! What the heck is happening to television? It was once my saving grace, now we have Crossdresser City, USA. Little kids can grow up traumatized because of that stuff. Why am I talking about little kids? I'd be traumatized if I watched that.

I think I'm just gonna believe Pino and get even fatter so that I wouldn't even think of trying on a dress.